- someone online: *calls me cute*
- me: *surprised*
- me: *wiggles awkwardly*
- me: *pulls hoodie drawstrings*
- me: *scrunches into down comforter*
- me: *blushes for ten minutes*
- me: *peeks out*
- me: no u
kinda weird that u can think about someone as much as u want and they have no idea
but how do you convince little kids to wear clever costumes they won’t appreciate?
"mommy can i be batman?"
"no you and your brother are going as van gogh and the starry night painting, it’ll be so hilarious and witty"
"i want to be batman though"
"shhhhh mommy needs more followers on pinterest"
trying to get more followers like: