• someone online: *calls me cute*
  • me: *surprised*
  • me: *wiggles awkwardly*
  • me: *pulls hoodie drawstrings*
  • me: *scrunches into down comforter*
  • me: *blushes for ten minutes*
  • me: *peeks out*
  • me: no u

51 minutes ago with 218,466 notes

edating:

kinda weird that u can think about someone as much as u want and they have no idea

53 minutes ago with 903,831 notes

pumphanpatch:

vampire-phil:

vampire phil

bABE YOU ARE ACTUAL SUNSHINE

theonewhosawitall:

dangerhamster:

(x)

British comedy will always give me a sense of national pride like nothing else can

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7 second challenge with Nick Jonas

misterjuantastic:

i love how you can see him going from “wh-” to “goofy you piece of shit”

rexuality:

but how do you convince little kids to wear clever costumes they won’t appreciate?

"mommy can i be batman?"
"no you and your brother are going as van gogh and the starry night painting, it’ll be so hilarious and witty"
"i want to be batman though"
"shhhhh mommy needs more followers on pinterest"

1 hour ago with 178,217 notes

melthedestroyer:

coffeebuddha:

fujisalci:

i write sins not shopping receipts

Oh,
Well imagine,
As I’m pacing the aisles in a small corner store,
And I can’t help but to hear,
No, I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words:
“What a beautiful melon! What a beautiful melon!” says a patron to a stocker.
“And yes, but what a shame, what a shame we’re not getting in any more.”

I CHIME IN WITH HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF

STOCKING THE GODDAMN STORE, NO

sneakymedulla:

aboysbestfriendishismother:

wait a minute

actually, no. don’t wait a minute. i will accept this. i would just clear the bullshit-factory from my mind, get sussed out, constantly have my shit together in every situation, and charged my entire being with creativity and awareness.

i am so down with this~

sh1t-sh1t:

One of my favourite photos I’ve ever taken. ^-^ 

trying to get more followers like:

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2 hours ago with 1 note